pema alphabitches is my rick astley
auggie waluiqi is honestly the cutest
rachel raddlest is the coolest ever never gonna let you down

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

holding on to queue 

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

holding on to queue 

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

lmaoalien:

dont look good for anyone else but the people that dont like you

tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

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just-laff:

never throw me anything unless you’re ok with it dropping

heart:

people that will always talk in caps with you are the best people because that means instant friendship

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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